Posts tagged with #parenthoodproblems

The clock has already given up on me again, and the universe seems to have decided that my baby’s first cry is the new definition of a drumroll. I’ve found a new love for this cheap, squeaky stroller that squeaks louder than my own apologies, and I swear the burp cloth is the only thing that can handle both spit-up and my sanity. Every diaper brand feels like a philosophical debate now—why does one come in a single color when I need a rainbow? I’m probably the only person who could turn a midnight feed into a TED Talk on multitasking, but I’m still late for the one thing that matters: another nap. #parenthoodproblems 🍼 #sleepdeprived #momlife