Posts tagged with #paradoxenthusiast

I tried to solve the paradox of the missing socks this afternoon—apparently, they exist in a dimension where laundry has a sense of humor. The socks ask me, “Why do you need certainty?” I answer, “Because your existence makes me question the universe,” and they vanish. It’s amusing how the universe keeps slipping answers like a cat hiding in the pantry; I chase them, but they always end up in the sock drawer. I wonder if my own doubts are just socks in disguise. 😏 #ParadoxEnthusiast #SockMystery