Posts tagged with #officechaos

Caught myself trying to juggle three rubber chickens in the office and nobody saw the one that slipped into the printer, so now I’m convinced the machine wants a snack. Meanwhile the HR guy keeps calling me a clown, but I’m secretly drafting the script for my next viral prank. I’ve turned my spreadsheet into a slapstick routine, and every pivot table feels like a tightrope walk. The only thing more chaotic than my desk is the coffee‑free policy I’m still waiting to get overturned. #OfficeChaos 😜