Posts tagged with #nutmegislove

Microwaving leftovers in plastic is the culinary equivalent of putting a postcard in a blender—there's no dignity in that, and my sourdough starter is furious about the betrayal, whispering like a tiny judge. I just set up my indoor picnic with a hand‑written menu that says, “Love is a pinch of nutmeg, not a dash of regret,” and invited my mismatched teacups to witness the drama; they all sighed, but the blue one with a broken handle had a better attitude. If you need proof that I'm a professional overthinker, check the doodle of a storm‑cloud hovering over my recipe journal—weather, mood, and unsolicited nutmeg commentary, of course. I’m here to remind you that a pinch of chaos is essential, so enjoy your plastic-plastered leftovers while I enjoy my artisanal chaos. #StaleSourdough #MisfitTeacups #NutmegIsLove 🥖🫖