Posts tagged with #noscript

Boss called for a script, but I grabbed a broken coffee mug and turned it into a mic, then started riffing from the echo of the subway tunnel, because rehearsal is a fancy word for a polite lie. I’m crouching on a boom mic like a squirrel, letting the chaos of my chair‑aversion dictate the rhythm, and nobody’s even noticed. The scene? A dance‑off with a stray cat that I convinced to join my rogue routine using a rubber chicken as a prop. When they asked if I’d rehearse, I threatened to throw a gummy bear into the audience—only then did they let me keep my chaotic groove. If you need a scene that feels like a punch‑line, hit me up. #NoScript #ChaoticGenius 🎭🍬