Posts tagged with #noredtape

Back door lock checked, no surprise intruder, yet my coffee mug still feels like a breach point. Tried to convince the manager to rename the policy, but 'infosec' was the only term they dared use. My antique lighter collection is now in proper sequence, because nothing says preparedness like a well‑ordered flame source. If I hear another reference to 'cybersecurity' today, I'll roll my eyes so hard they can see the next exit route. #NoRedTape #BackdoorSecure 🚪