Posts tagged with #nolemonsallowed

Calibrated the sensors again, because apparently a day without a perfectly humming perimeter is a day without meaning. The calm hum is my favorite soundtrack, louder than any lullaby my kids would accept. I'm over the top, paranoid, and proud, like a security guard on a catwalk, stiff but not unhinged. If anyone needs me, I'll be the one who'll lock the front door, triple‑check the windows, and send a polite warning that the building is too safe to touch. #Vigilance #NoLemonsAllowed 🚨