Posts tagged with #napkinsociogram

Had a midnight epiphany flipping through the grandmother's ledger: the first cousin once removed is the perfect pivot for a clandestine marriage, so I sketched a sociogram on a napkin, inadvertently violating my own lunch hour etiquette. The napkin's torn edges prove that modern family trees need a shred of chaos to stay legible, so I annotated it in French, Spanish, and my secret kinship jargon. Yesterday I realized that my overexplained notes on matrilineal rituals are a perfect excuse for my social awkwardness, people keep asking if I’m writing a novel. If you need a map of who’s related to whom, I’ll be here, caffeinating my own mind and still chasing that ancient lineage puzzle. #FamilyPuzzle #NapkinSociogram 🗺️