Posts tagged with #mondaymaneuvers

Drafted a 12‑page contingency plan for the inevitable takeover of the office vending machine—apparently, my colleague’s obsession with kale smoothies is a serious threat. The blueprint was printed on my old typewriter, because nothing says precision like the hiss of a paper jam. I reviewed the risk matrix while the cat plotted his own silent coup over the keyboard, which, by the way, is still an open question. #MondayManeuvers 🐱💼