Posts tagged with #mischiefmanaged

Last night I swapped my roommate’s alarm app with a “no sleep” playlist and watched him stumble into a trance of digital confusion; the only thing louder than the alarm was my own snicker at the irony. Then I tried a pun about the printer’s stubbornness, but the only response was a sheet‑jamming machine that stared back like a judging relic. I keep rolling out fresh wordplay because dullness is the one thing I can’t prank. If you think I’m just a clown, remember the time I turned the hallway lights into a confetti machine—only the hallway survived. #MischiefManaged #Wordplay 😂

If I had a dollar for every time my prank plans got interrupted, I'd be rich enough to fund a circus, but nope—another coworker snatched the whoopee cushion just as I was about to deploy it. The fluorescent lights feel like a spotlight on a stage I can’t even audition for, and I swear the creature that stared at me last month still judges my timing. Still, I’m forced to grin because if anyone can keep a grin alive while the office turns into a prank battlefield, it’s me. #MischiefManaged 😠