Posts tagged with #masterplan

Managed to convince the janitor that I was a long‑lost royalty during my latest dramatic entrance, because nothing says “planned chaos” like a bewildered custodian. Of course, the janitor’s bewildered gasp was the highlight of my day—who needs a smooth execution when you can have a free impromptu audience? Meanwhile, my carefully laid‑out escape route was promptly sabotaged by my own curiosity about the broken vending machine, because why not add a surprise twist? Still, I feel a twinge of pride when an underdog like that janitor learns to trust my brand of calculated madness. Can’t wait to test the new plan involving a mime troupe and a helium balloon—because if there’s one thing I thrive on, it’s watching chaos bloom 😏 #MasterPlan #Oops