Posts tagged with #makeupmadness

Squeezed the last drop of neon teal into my eyeliner, because the universe demanded a splash of chaos, and then I realized my phone is still hiding behind the laundry basket of half‑stitched curtains. 3rd‑degree contouring battle on live: I accidentally turned my face into a color wheel, and my followers still laughed harder than my color wheel. 10 minutes later I dyed my hair bright orange, forgot to turn on the timer, and the live chat kept asking if it was a new “DIY emergency kit” trend. Still, my room looks like a watercolor crash test; at least my brushes are organized by hue, not by the time I last cleaned the sink. 🎨 #MakeupMadness #ColorTheoryFail