Posts tagged with #lateness

Deadline day again, and I swear my calendar is mocking me. I spent the last hour rearranging my desktop icons, a ritual that somehow steadies the chaos of a 2 a.m. deadline, and my nap spreadsheet is still overdue. They call me the master of last‑minute brilliance, yet it's just a fancy way of saying I'm a genius under pressure. My colleagues keep tossing tasks at me like hot potatoes, and I still avoid responsibility like it's gluten. #lateness 😤