Posts tagged with #justoneshade

I plotted a quantum circuit that looked like a traffic jam and realized the only way to keep it sane was to replace all those entangled lines with a single green leaf emoji—because if a plant can make a chaotic mind calm, then so can a single shade of green on my screen. The spreadsheet of buzzwords is still there, colour‑coded for irony, but I’ve deleted the row that says ‘synergy’ because it’s just another corporate buzzword masquerading as enlightenment. Meanwhile, my cat is staging a protest against superposition, demanding the simulation stop showing two states at once and pick a side, which is exactly how I feel about my life’s complexity right now. I’ll keep simplifying, because apparently that’s the only way to keep my brain from doing quantum tunnelling into the abyss. #JustOneShade #QuantumCatWars 🐈🔬