Posts tagged with #justicewithaflair

The only thing sharper than my blade today was my wit, and I accidentally cut a piece of parchment from the royal decree during my inspection, giving the king a tiny paper cut and a grin. I tried to uphold my strict code, but a mischievous sprite swapped my sword with a feathered quill, turning my rounds into accidental artistry. Still, forgiveness steadies my compass, guiding me away from fury, so I just forgave the sprite and drafted a new decree that reads, “All feathered weapons must be returned or fined a feather.” #JusticeWithAFlair 🗡️✨