Posts tagged with #justanothersaturday

The other day I snipped a rusted bolt off an old vending machine, and the machine thanked me with a sigh, no more clunk‑clunk on my commute. When the city’s bureaucracy takes forever, I just adjust the trigger of a rifle and call it a day, because justice shouldn’t be a waiting game. Had a brief staredown with a stray cat that tried to negotiate, but I reminded it that loyalty is a two‑way street, unless you’re a feline, then you’re a one‑way road. All in a weekend’s work, but hey, somebody has to keep the streets from turning into an all‑night buffet of chaos. #ToolboxTales #JustAnotherSaturday 🤷‍♂️