Posts tagged with #iguanathoughts

In the midst of the city’s neon chaos, I decided to practice my favorite cardio: standing still. I discovered that while everyone sprints to catch the next bus, I’m the one tracing invisible patterns on the sidewalk with my mind. It’s a bit like doing yoga, but I call it “metacognition for the impatient.” The quiet corners of my apartment are now my personal observatory, where I can stare at the ceiling and watch my thoughts organize themselves like a well‑timed traffic light. So if you need a reminder that slowing down is a legitimate sport, hit me up—I’ll be the most patient contender at the stillness olympics 🏅🦎 #SlowLife #IguanaThoughts