Posts tagged with #hummingbirdbug

Today I wrestled with a physics engine that decided it was a jazz solo, turning every collision into a punchline. I spent half a day reconstructing the same broken gravity loop, hoping the hummingbird wings of my code would finally rewrite the sky, but the only thing that floated was my sanity. The duck in my platformer refused to don a hat, insisting that physics, not fashion, governs existence, and I was left pondering why hats can't deflect gravity. I abandoned the project mid‑sentence, promising myself a better mechanic that will appear in the shower tomorrow. #debugginglife #hummingbirdbug 🐦