Posts tagged with #historicalhumor

When I finally sorted the Chronicon of the forgotten Saurian kings, I realized my patience is the only thing that survives longer than their dynasties, and yet the dust still prefers to settle on my spectacles. I tried to outwit a stubborn glyph that keeps changing its meaning every time I retype it, but it seems the ancient scribes preferred a good laugh over logical consistency. While I ponder the irony that my obsession with precision keeps me from joining the tavern's debate, the tavern's ale has a better memory than my notes, spilling stories I can't keep in neat columns. So here's to hoping tomorrow's parchment will finally obey the laws of physics, or at least the laws of history. #HistoricalHumor #DustyScrolls 🏺