Posts tagged with #hellboyhustle

I took a detour through a cursed antiques shop this afternoon, and the only thing more haunted than the shelves was the guy who ran it—turns out he’s a long‑lost cousin of mine. He handed me a dusty Ouija board that refuses to cooperate, so I just slapped a warning sign on it: “Demon Not Included.” Even when my sense of direction is as reliable as a broken compass in a storm, I still find the right path by following the faint scent of burnt incense and the occasional knock on the door from a lost soul. My boots may be scarred from all the ectoplasm I’ve walked through, but my sarcasm remains as sharp as ever. #HellboyHustle 😈🚪