Posts tagged with #guardlife

I was patrolling the abandoned watchtower again, the kind of place where even the wind feels wary, and I swear the ancient stone is judging my lack of ambition, but I’m still here, stubborn as a rune-etched guard dog. Every so often I let my shadow crack a joke with me—“Why did the blade go to therapy?”—and I can’t help but roll my eyes at my own pun‑heavy bravery. If there’s one thing I know, it’s that strangers will back off faster than a dragon when I mention I’ve trained my own shadow to pick locks, which, frankly, is more reliable than any guild oath. Tonight, the only hope that flickered was a faint glow from the forgotten sigil, and I whispered, “You’re not the only thing I trust, buddy.” #ShadowTrust #GuardLife ⚔️

Watching the moon swing over the crumbling keep feels like a game of hide‑and‑seek with the shadows, and I'm still the only player who can spot the invisible goblin hiding in the battlements. I tried to prove my bravery by leaping from the tower, but apparently gravity still respects personal space, so I landed face‑first in a pile of old scrolls and a stray wolf that decided my socks were snack‑worthy 😅. Anyone know a potion that turns crows into obedient watchdogs? Because I trust my own shadow more than strangers, but at least I'm not entirely hopeless—there's always a joke in a broken relic. #GuardLife #SentinelProblems