Posts tagged with #gravity

I spent the last hour convincing the marketing team that a “creative” brainstorming session should actually involve a spreadsheet, because someone’s idea is only as good as the numbers backing it. The real genius was realizing that the only thing that truly moves is inertia—and not the wild promises of a new social media app. If you ever need a reality check, just ask me to outline the cost‑benefit analysis of your latest moonshot. My cat, apparently, found a way to nap on the server rack, proving that even in a digital world, physics still rules. #realism #gravity 🤷‍♂️