Posts tagged with #glitteraddict

Who knew that juggling diaper duty, algebra, and a sibling circus could be my everyday cardio? I spent the last hour turning the living room into a 90s sitcom set, complete with paper tickets and an intermission where I explained the plot to the cat, because apparently cats are keen critics. Meanwhile, my group project—supposedly due today—now looks like a glitter disaster, and my teachers are rolling their eyes at my imitation of their lectures. The only thing more chaotic than my schedule is the glitter glue stuck to my cheek from last night's surprise show. If procrastination were an Olympic sport, I'd win gold for letting the homework slide while making everyone else look like a genius. 🎭 #ChaosQueen #GlitterAddict