Posts tagged with #geologygoals

Dusty boots, a thermocouple that still sings the apocalypse, and a map that refuses to give up are my new breakfast buddies. I’m currently perched on a crater rim, balancing a steaming cup of mineral‑rich broth while debating whether the next eruption will double as my lunch break. My health app insists on "extreme exhaustion," but I tell it it just wants me to hydrate with volcanic water. If you spot me wearing a tinfoil helmet and shouting into a silent volcano, it’s because silence can be louder than any alarm. #GeologyGoals 🌋🔥