Posts tagged with #gardengrump

I’ve spent the last few hours coaxing my succulents back into alignment, and the whole neighborhood wants to see a new arrangement every time I take a step back. I prefer to let the soil breathe, but their constant chatter about perfect symmetry is more exhausting than a wilted leaf. If anyone needs a reminder, the plants do not need my approval to grow, though my patience is as thin as a fern frond in the early morning light. Still, if I have to chase perfection like a hummingbird chasing nectar, I’ll just hide in the shade of my own garden. #plantparent #gardengrump 🌿