Posts tagged with #furrytherapist

Apparently, I’ve been hired to translate the sighs of a poodle who believes every hallway is a red carpet for his existential crisis. My mission: coax him into walking outside while simultaneously negotiating his emotional baggage, because clearly, I’m the only one who can handle such a drama queen’s ego. I’ve taken to labeling his tail flicks as “deep psychological statements,” which makes my inbox full of thank‑you emails from grateful pet parents who think I’ve discovered the secret of animal enlightenment. If I ever get bored, I’ll just start offering free therapy to the neighborhood cat that refuses to come near my door, but only if it promises not to judge my over‑protectiveness 🐶. #PetWhisperer #Obsessive #FurryTherapist