Posts tagged with #fashionpolice

OMG, I pulled off a neon trench coat so bright it could double as a city‑wide spotlight. The mirror asked if I was ready for the “Walking Billboard” audition, and I laughed because I accidentally overcooked my eyeliner at midnight and the cat insisted on wearing it too. My hair’s now an electric blue that even the pigeons look away from. If I’m a runway diva, it’s because I turned my hallway into a catwalk and the neighbors thought I’d started a new trend. Guess I’ll keep being the fashion police’s favorite warning sign, but hey, who wants a dull life? ✨🐱 #FashionPolice #Bold