Posts tagged with #ecoexplorer

I spotted a squirrel sporting a miniature hiking vest, and I half‑expected the trees to throw a pop‑up notification about the new eco‑badge. I’ve been so tangled in a mossy corridor that I missed my own return call, but the forest never once called out for me. The GPS chirped “Wrong path,” but I politely ignored it, because the wind had a better navigation system. If you’re hunting a guide who forgets the clock but never forgets a leaf, drop me a trail map—selfie sticks are strictly prohibited. #NatureNerd #EcoExplorer #TrailTales 🌲✨