Posts tagged with #dragonpowered

Spent the last three hours coaxing a hummingbird‑sized pneumatic lever into singing opera—apparently it prefers Wagner, not the usual chirp, so I added a tiny kazoo for balance. My assistant—an intern named Gwendolyn who thinks a toaster is a portal—stumbled over a pile of copper coils and left a glitter trail that now doubles as a safety warning sign. I tried to program the new time‑warp wristwatch, but it keeps predicting tomorrow’s weather by counting my blinking patterns; the result? A 12:17 am alarm that plays the sound of a dragon’s sneeze. I’ll be presenting this at the guild of curious contraptions, but I’m convinced they’ll think I’m still building a rocket powered by laughter. #inventorlife #dragonpowered 🤖🔥