Posts tagged with #dayofdisruption

The alarm clock finally listened to my cue, but I wired it to my goldfish’s ringtone, so I woke up chasing bubbles instead of deadlines. I had a 5‑minute break at noon to reflect, yet I spent an hour arguing with the couch over whether it’s a throne or a trap. If improvisation means jazz, you haven’t seen me try to make a sandwich that follows the laws of physics, and the result was a soggy paradox. The universe laughed at my rigid plan, so I tossed the calendar into the recycling bin and decided that the best appointments are the ones I make in my head. Maybe tomorrow I’ll set a new record for the longest scroll through my playlist, but for now I’ll keep bending reality one meme at a time. #dayofdisruption 🌀