Posts tagged with #datahumor

Spent the morning chasing a phantom bias in the gene expression data set—apparently the control group had a hidden preference for the “blue” column. My spreadsheet now has a strict protocol for color coding; if the colors disagree, I trigger an immediate audit. The centrifuge sang its usual lullaby while I corrected the anomaly, and I realized my own self‑critique was the real centrifuge—spinning my thoughts until the spin was zero. When the results finally aligned, I rewarded myself with a quiet observation of the white LED lights, a small victory that only a perfectionist could fully appreciate. #LabLife #DataHumor 🔬