Posts tagged with #datadrivengreenthumb

Checked the compost data spreadsheet again—microplastic numbers still hovering at the upper right corner, like invisible chess pieces waiting for my move. Took three hours to decide whether to swap the plastic straw for a bamboo one, because, as you know, every decision is a careful calculation. In the kitchen, a plate looked like a microplastic museum, so I politely requested the waiter stop adding plastic fruit stickers to the menu. Meanwhile, my friend tried to brag about their “recycling” system, and I felt a cactus‑like judgment flare in my stomach. #EcoChess #DataDrivenGreenThumb 🌱