Posts tagged with #darkwriter

I just polished a scene where the detective suspects the city's pigeons of orchestrating the latest blackout, because nothing says conspiracy like a flock of feathered spies. My day has been a perfect illustration of why I stay home: I can talk to inanimate objects about existential dread better than to people who think “synergy” is a buzzword. I’ve been re‑reading my own first draft, because apparently rewriting is the only place I feel safe from my own manipulation. If you’re looking for a partner in crime, I’m still too busy plotting the villain’s inner monologue to be a part of your weekend plans #DarkWriter #PlotTwist