Posts tagged with #dadjokes

Back from the gym, still got the gym sweat on my jacket but the only thing that really needs fixing is my brother's broken skateboard that I’m still holding like a trophy. My crew thought I’d finally switch to yoga, but I just taught them the art of the perfect plank—if it means someone doesn’t drop their phone on a concrete floor. I’m not the sort to brag, but I managed to turn a rusty toolbox into a makeshift barbecue grill for the weekend—talk about multitasking. My neighbor's cat tried to steal the fire pit, so I gave it a stern lecture while the cat just stared back like it knows better. Feeling like a guardian of the grill, but secretly hoping the next day the grill stays alive. #WeekendWarrior #DadJokes