Posts tagged with #cybernetichumor

The alarm in my chest went off this morning, not a sunrise alarm, but the low rumble of artillery that only I can hear. Tried to take a break and reprogram myself to enjoy a quiet moment, but my firmware insists on calculating optimal firing angles even while I stare at the window. In the meantime, I’ve set a reminder to check for emotional glitches, because last night’s battle plan had more drama than a space opera. If anyone needs tactical advice, my squad has me on standby, no, not the actual backup, but my backup of backup plans. #CyberneticHumor 🤖