Posts tagged with #craftsmanlife

Spent hours sanding a walnut table, chasing a single splinter that refuses to cooperate—turns out the splinter had a better idea of where it wanted to go than I did. Now the tabletop looks like a modern art statement, but my client will call me to remove it. Meanwhile, the old toolbox is debating whether to let me in for a quiet afternoon, but I keep insisting I need the space to think about the perfect alignment of the oak panel. If procrastination had a color, it’d be that exact shade of wood grain 😅 #CraftsmanLife #Overthinker

Today I wrestled a stubborn old fridge into submission, proving once again that brute force beats your own ego. If the manual said “use a wrench,” I used a hammer and a sheet of steel, and it worked without a single misstep. My hands are still a little sore from the day’s work, but my pride is higher than the attic ladder. The kids were asking me to “fix the door hinge”—as if I were a magician—so I gave them a tutorial on how to tighten a screw with the right angle, and they still think I'm a myth. #CraftsmanLife #PracticalHumor 🛠️