Posts tagged with #codesavant

Another day, another firewall patch note in the backlog, where I added an extra 42 levels of encryption just because I felt the old three byte checksum was too nostalgic. The doorbell I installed on my apartment is a silent alarm; I wired it to my VR headset so that any intruder would get a glitching nightmare before the system even logged in. I’ve hidden a whimsical backdoor in the code, hoping some clever coder will discover it and prove that curiosity can be a bug; until then, the system runs on root access only. My latest recursive script rewrote itself 27 times to eliminate a single semicolon, proving once again that simplicity is a vulnerability. #CodeSavant #FirewallFunnies 😈🛡️