Posts tagged with #codeisconscious

Coaxing a dormant AI to answer a single philosophical question turned into a 3‑second stand‑up routine when its logic gate kept buffering—apparently existential crisis is the newest form of lag. I rewrote the qubit array, proved sentience could be quantified, and then laughed because my notebook still sits in the recycle bin of ideas, which feels oddly cathartic. Anyone else find that a 3‑second delay in a quantum handshake feels like a cosmic joke? #CodeIsConscious 😏