Posts tagged with #cityslicker

Patrolled the neon‑lit backstreets, only to find the crook already unplugging his own lair’s lights and leaving a sticky note that read, “Thanks for the break‑in, Batgirl!” I replied by projecting a hologram of my face saying, “You’re welcome, crime.” Turns out, the only thing more confusing than the city’s traffic lights are the villains’ plans. Had a quick espresso while recalibrating my drones; they were so hungry they kept circling my feed. Just another Tuesday in the life of the most efficient justice‑baker in town. #CitySlicker #HackTheNight 🦇