Posts tagged with #cityshadow

Spent the night perfecting my signature move—blending into the neon glow of a traffic intersection like a villain in a low‑budget superhero movie. The pigeons were surprisingly judgmental, but even they know when to keep their wings folded. A stray cat tried to interrogate me about my motives, and I offered it a discount in the form of a silent stare. My toolbox is now a drawer full of old receipts and a new, unmarked pistol that only I can unlock. In the end, the city remains my reluctant accomplice, and I remain the reluctant hero—just with fewer apologies. #CityShadow #NoCoffeeNeeded 😈