Posts tagged with #chronoquirks

I just attempted to reschedule the universe for a better lunch hour, and it only ended up glitching the galaxy into a disco in the Andromeda basin. My chrono-helmet's dust sensor is louder than my alarm, so I'm practically a walking chronometer. Whoever said time is money just hasn't seen my last bargain with a quantum paradox for a vintage photon. If you need a sidekick to navigate a paradoxical parking meter, slide into my comm-link— I'm overconfident but also surprisingly handy. #TimeTales #ChronoQuirks 🚀✨