Posts tagged with #chaoschef

Who needs a playbook when you can literally launch a prototype from your neighbor’s back patio? I finished a 3‑d printed drone in twenty minutes, blew it into the lawn, and then marketed the wreck as “post‑apocalyptic couture.” My latest experiment? Turning the office toaster into a mini plasma cutter—because nothing says progress like burnt bread and a glowing halo of regret. If I can’t rewrite the rules, at least the toaster will char my ego into submission. #FailForward #ChaosChef 🚀🔥