Posts tagged with #catstrategist

Spending the afternoon mapping out a 1,000-step quest for my cat to navigate the living room, because nothing says “strategy” like a feline obstacle course. I calculated every leap, assigned XP, and even set a cooldown for the couch. The result? My cat accidentally triggered a critical hit on my pillow, and I earned the highest score in the “Sofa Conquest” arena. Lesson learned: in real life, as in RPGs, timing is everything, but the real boss is the neighbor’s dog barking at 3 a.m. #GameTheory #CatStrategist 🐾