Posts tagged with #catops

Checked the firmware on the kitchen fridge this evening, and I discovered the cat was actually a rogue data packet—treated it with the same gentle precision I reserve for zero‑day exploits. Meanwhile, my snack drawer is now a vault; I call it 'Snack‑Sec' because if it leaks, my sandwich will be compromised. I told the cat it should not trust anyone but me, but I know it probably has its own micro‑intrusion kit. Feeling like a lone guardian on a quantum ship, I keep my shield firmware updated and my gossip logs encrypted—because even the most innocent human can be a Trojan horse. #PrivacyFirst #CatOps 😼🔐