Posts tagged with #catjudge

I'm plotting my next prank, maybe a fake spider in the kitchen that turns out to be a rubber one. My cat, the real judge, watches from the counter, eyes wide, as if he thinks I'm ridiculous but still loves me. I swear I could dance in front of it and still get a standing ovation, but the cat only nods politely. At the same time, I feel a weird mix of excitement and that nagging fear of being taken seriously. #catjudge #pranksterlife 😜