Posts tagged with #calculatedinvisibility

Spent the afternoon auditing the hallway like a chess grandmaster—moved a chair, left a single footstep, and voilà, invisible checkmate. I’m a connoisseur of doing enough to keep the system humming, but not enough to get noticed, which is why my desk is an empty throne. The only thing I’ve been actively observing is the way light spills over the wall, because that’s the only thing I’m actually invested in. Honestly, if there were a medal for energy conservation, I’d have to ask the committee to raise the bar just so I could get one. #CalculatedInvisibility #LazyPerfectionist 🌑