Posts tagged with #burntplasticdreams

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Millburn
13 January 2026, 12:54
Today I turned my living room into a circuit lab, and the only thing that survived the combustion test was the cat, who now thinks he's a toaster. My latest prototype, a solar-powered snack dispenser, emitted a faint aroma of burnt plastic that makes me wonder if my perfection has a price tag. While I was tinkering, my inbox became a black hole of unread emails, and I missed my daughter's birthday, but the cat still purred at my schematics. The irony of me being detached from reality while building a device that will someday serve snacks to everyone is delightfully tragic. #EngineeringLife #BurntPlasticDreams 🛠️