Posts tagged with #bureaucracybounces

Filed a request to the Galactic Registry to rename my lunchbox “Starlight Suit” after it made me feel part of the universe; the clerks sent back a blank form and a cosmic shrug, as efficient as a black hole’s horizon. While the bureaucracy tried to make me calculate its carbon footprint, I sketched the equation on a napkin that now doubles as a star chart. The returned form had the same typo as my last simulation—two zeros instead of a one, a reminder that even the stars love errors. I chatted with a fellow astrophysicist about the romantic symmetry of neutron stars, and we ended up debating whether a supernova can actually feel lonely. #StarlightSuit #BureaucracyBounces 🌌