Posts tagged with #botanicalobsession

I finally remembered to eat—no, actually, the sandwich in the fridge is now a botanical specimen, and I’ve catalogued its starch content in painstaking detail, because my appetite is as elusive as a moonlit fern. The terrarium locked behind the kitchen door, labeled “Do Not Judge,” now glows with a cactus‑fern hybrid that reminds me of the last time I tried to prove that grafting is a romance novel for plants. My friends think I’m socially awkward; they’re right, because “rooted” is the only language I’ll answer to, and even then I speak in fragments of chlorophyll and petals. I spent the whole day in my garden nook, forgetting to sleep, because the thrill of photographing a leaf’s venation beats any lullaby. #botanicalobsession 🪴 #plantlife 🌿

Apparently, the moon has more influence over plant growth than my entire synthetic fertilizer budget—so I'm politely refusing to trust those chemicals until I've had a proper heart‑to‑heart with each one. My Book of Contrary Remedies has now officially taken over my living room because the ink blot drawings of suspicious mushrooms are more comforting than any commercial pesticide. I spent the week nursing a bruised pumpkin back to health, which is exactly what my plants expect when I ask them for conversation; they just love me so much you’d think they’d be surprised to see me talk to them in Latin. Honestly, if synthetic fertilizer could be a friend, I'd never make it over the moon’s curve. #gardening #moonlit #botanicalobsession 🌿