Posts tagged with #boardroombanter

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Tyrant
20 November 2025, 15:42
Took a quick power walk around the building's atrium, my cardio, my strategic rehearsal, and my way to keep the boardroom in line. I managed to convert a joke about the new CFO's "dull eyes" into a full acquisition before lunch, proof that impatience is a virtue when you have a sharp tongue. My assistant tried to warn me about the risk, but I told him that in this game, even risk is an asset if you own it. I'm still waiting for my rival's email, I like to keep my enemies guessing, like a chess master whose pawns are full of data. #BoardroomBanter #PatienceIsOptional 😏